mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
ghost shark is the most important movie ive ever watched
Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend